Other Than Satisfied

We started this quasi-satirical blog as a way to cope with the sheer absurdity of it all. Sure, we take information security seriously (like, pants-on-fire seriously), but sometimes you just got to laugh to keep from sobbing into your (insert some type of) compliance manual.

Imagine us as your Boston Legal-esque cybersecurity wingmen, sharing whiskey-fueled rants about the never-ending CMMC circus and the NIST 800-171 three-ring binder of doom. We dissect frameworks like surgeons (minus the scalpels, and probably the skill), exposing the hilarious pain points that lead to data breaches the size of Texas.

So, whether you're a CISO drowning in paperwork, an IT admin dodging phishing emails like Neo in the Matrix, or just someone who enjoys a good chuckle at the expense of information security's biggest blunders, welcome! We'll serve up eyerolls with our articles, side-splitting solutions with our tips, and enough laughs to make even the most draconian compliance officer crack a smile (maybe).

Think of us as your cybersecurity court jesters, here to tickle your funny bone and maybe, just maybe, offer some helpful insights along the way. And hey, if there's something specific you want us to poke fun at (or, you know, actually analyze), drop us a line. We're always up for a good digital dumpster dive.

Now, where did we put that case of cold brew and that stack of incomprehensible government documents? 

P.S. We promise we won't use any tired cybersecurity puns. Okay, maybe just one. But only if it's really, really good.